Come on, Get down

(KC and the Sunshine Band playing in the background)

Me: Come on, Jake! Let's dance!
Jake: (coloring) How 'bout after I finish this picture?
Me: O.K. Let me know when you're ready.

(5 minutes pass. "Sound Your Funky Horn" starts)

Jake: (jumping up) Come on, Mommy! Let's rock the house!

I'm telling you, if I had liquid in my mouth, it would've come out my nose...