It's the cheesiest!

Jacob : (reading Children's Bible which has questions at end of each story) Mommy, "What will you give Jesus?"



Me: (Just getting out of shower) Huh?



Jacob: (obviously exasperated) "What will you give Jesus??"



Me: Uh, I will give Jesus my heart. What will you give Jesus?



Jacob: I think I'll give him some macaroni & cheese.