Finding my happy place (or Delta sucks)

Here's today's rant:

Everybody's sick.
Delta lost Dave's luggage on a flight from DC to here...even though he never checked it.
They couldn't give us an accurate time of when it would be returned to us.
Dave leaves again tomorrow for Australia.
He had to go out and buy all new toiletries to replace the ones that were in the lost luggage.
The luggage got to our house while Dave was out buying all new stuff.
He forgot to bring his cell phone so I couldn't call him at the store to tell him not to buy all new stuff.
I am evidently a human punching bag for my children.

Good stuff that happened or will happen later:
McDonald's new Southwest Salad is really good (I even ordered the chicken grilled and the lowfat Italian dressing)
Jake discovered the security camera and monitors at McDonald's and had a good old time hamming it up...for himself.
We're getting ice cream later to celebrate Jake's birthday early.
Emma had a hoot stealing the pieces to Hullabaloo while Jake and Dave were playing it.